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In Greenville

Instances Of Explicit Racism: 2
Ministers Met Who Expressed Explicit Racism: 1
Lease Agreements Lost Due To Gender Discrimination: 2
Lease Agreements Lost Due Being A Group Of Males: 1
Lease Agreements Lost Due To Possible Cohabitation Between Sexes: 1
Bowling Score For Human Bowling: X
Free Pitchers Given To Us While Human Bowling: 3
My Classroom Size: 14 (amazingly)
Date Class Starts: August 9
Date My Portable Classroom Will Be Ready: "End Of August"
Hours To Nearest Mall: 2.5
Amount Of Student Loans I Will Have Foregiven After Two Years: $9K
Date Of First Paycheck: August 16
Months Per Year That I Get Paid: 12
Full Weeks Off Per School Year: 3
Mosquito Bites Currently On Body: 23
Stores In The Greenville "Mall:" 34
Cool-Aid Pickles Eaten: 1
Number Of Miles Driven Since Graduating: 6852

Comments

You forgot one. And it's mighty important if I do say so myself.

First day you get to be Kat's sugar daddy: August 17th

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