When I moved to Mississippi, I had a strange predicament where everybody thought I was getting married because there was another Ryan Hughes in Greenville who was. What made it worse was that people looked the other guy up in the phone directory, found my address, and sent me a ton of wedding congratulations and cards.

I was back down in Mississippi this past weekend and sorted through the stack of mail that was addressed to me and found a few Christmas cards that were for the other Ryan Hughes. This was the best one: