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June 30, 2007

An Actual Conversation I Had In Russia

In Travel

It's very difficult to talk with native Russians because of the language barrier, but you can learn a decent amount from the people who work at hostels. I had some really meaningful conversations at my last hostel that gave me some insight into everyday Russian life. But then I had this one a couple days ago with a girl that works at my current hostel:

Me: Are you from Moscow?
Girl: Yes
Me: Where in the city do you live?
Girl: Not very far. I walk to work everyday. Maybe half a kilo.
Me: So do you ever drive?
Girl: I tried once, but it did not work well.
Me: How come?
Girl: Well, you know, women are not made to drive.
Me: ... How come you think they aren't made to drive?
Girl: Women has a different brain than a man, and a man is a better driver.
Me: What do you mean a better brain?
Girl: You know, it has been proved by scientist. Brains are ... how you say ... bio ... biologic different from when man hunts food. From when man hunts food he become better at looking at many things and doing many things at once. Women is better for staying concentrated on one thing, like staying home and watching child, for example.

With her accent it almost sounded like she was quoting Borat. In fact, my first inclination was that she was messing with me, but she said it with such conviction that I seriously doubt she was.

I really didn't know how to respond. Given the language barrier and the fact that I had to leave for dinner with my francofriends in a few minutes, I couldn't find a meaningful way to challenge her.

June 16, 2007

Back in the USSR

In Travel

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June 15, 2007

Hughes Gets Call Up

In Fantasy Sports

From the amazing news story posting feature on our fantasy baseball page:


It was lonely on top

WASHINGTON (AP) -- News wires were abuzz yesterday with a story that is sure to be the first of its kind.

Ryan Hughes, manager of the 90-50 Cornballers in the Lucid Dream fantasy baseball league, received a call up from the California class A Mavericks, marking the first time that a fantasy manager has made the jump to real-world baseball.

"The internet really levels the playing field," said Bobby Brett, owner of the Mavericks. "In the same way that the media had to adapt to blogging, podcasting, and YouTube, we’re really starting to look at fantasy baseball as a way of recruiting talent that would otherwise go unnoticed. I think we’re on the cutting edge of something huge."

But not all fantasy managers should stay waiting by their phones.

"With fantasy leagues as competitive and as realistic as Lucid Dream Baseball, we’re able to evaluate the top talent and offer someone like Ryan a new challenge," added Brett. "There aren’t many leagues out there like that, though."

For his part, Hughes was excited about the prospect.

"I’m definitely pumped about it. It’s a new and exciting challenge, and the team is really close to home," said Hughes. "My dad works just a stone’s throw away from Stater Bros. Stadium."

Other managers in LDB might expect to make similar transitions.

Rumors have been circulating that several Major League Baseball teams are competing to sign Vijay Ganesh, LDB manager of the 81-59 Medecins Sans Rubers, as head sabermetrician.

Sources close to Mississippi class AA Braves tell the Associated Press that Matt Starr, LDB manager of the 83-57 Your Little Hoodrat Friends, was on the short list of prospects to replace manager Phillip Wellman. However, the Braves decided to settle on a candidate who would get ejected from fewer games than Starr.

June 14, 2007

The Teacher Union Bait and Switch

In Education

How often do the ACLU and NAACP get duped into supporting an organization with a racist agenda? Not too often, but the nation's largest teachers' union managed to pull it off.

Earlier this year, planning for No Child Left Behind reauthorization, the National Education Association (NEA) formed a group called the Forum on Education Accountability (FEA). The FEA released this joint statement, signed by over 100 other organizing groups, many of which are liberal and focused on civil rights. Most notably, the ACLU and the NAACP signed the statement.

So, to gain an air of legitimacy, they got all these groups to sign onto a foofy statement with broad, overarching language that doesn't amount to much in the form of real recommendations for NCLB reauthorization.

Then today they released this report, which was compiled mainly by the NEA itself. It's mostly the same old we-hate-school-accountability nonsense, except for one section: "Assessment and Accountability for Diverse Populations."

In the "Diverse Populations" section you find this recommendation:

When developing assessments, consider the specific characteristics of each subgroup, in conjunction with standards. Assessments must be sensitive to various forms of diversity, including cultural, both within and across subgroups. It cannot be assumed that assessments or accommodations developed or adapted for one subgroup will be effective and valid for other subgroups.

In other words, the NEA and FEA thinks that black and Latino kids should be held to different (read: lower) standards than white kids, poor kids should be held to different standards than affluent kids, etc. It's inherently a racist proposition, all in the name of watering down accountability for teachers that can't hack it.

One can only hope that the civil rights organizations that signed the FEA statement take a serious look at what they've signed up for and rescind their support.

June 13, 2007

About that Mississippi 4th Grade Reading Test...

In Education

Last week the US Department of Education released a report that compared the rigor of state assessments to the national assessment.

Check out Gannet News's lead in the article about the report:

Almost every fourth-grader in Mississippi knows how to read. In Massachusetts, only half do.

So what's Mississippi doing that Massachusetts, the state with the most college graduates, isn't? Setting expectations too low, critics say.

Yes, that's right. Mississippi is setting their elementary reading targets lowest in the country. Sure, the state's data looks great in the news, but kids aren't learning anything. The kids can only achieve as high as the standard to which they're held, and the disparity between the state and national tests shows that Mississippi's standard is far too low:

From Ed Watch

Stephen Colbert devoted a whole segment of "The Word" to the issue, despite being heavily misinformed about No Child Left Behind's provisions. But, then again, facts aren't really Colbert's thing.

Here's how the rest of the states stack up to the national test in 4th grade reading, 4th grade math, 8th grade reading, and 8th grade math:

June 6, 2007

Clothing: Shank Paris

In Clothing

Ok, so I totally realize that just yesterday I launched this clothing idea. But, given the timeliness of my new Shank Paris shirt, I had to release it today. I think it speaks for itself:

Again, it's available in sizes and colors for guys and gals. Order today.

June 5, 2007

Clothing: Killing in the Name Of Shirt

In Clothing

From time to time I get a good idea for a t-shirt, and with the advent of sites like Cafe Press and Zazzle, I'm able to go and make them for myself.

But with such awesome ideas for shirt designs -- and they are -- why keep them to myself? That's why I'm starting my own clothing line.

First up in this series is Killing in the Name Of, inspired by seeing Rage Against the Machine in concert.

I found this picture and saw immediately that it needed to be a t-shirt. So here it is:

Order yours today. Available in assorted sizes and colors for guys and girls.

June 3, 2007

Hidden Palms

In TV

During my OC Discourse days, I learned that The CW network was filming a new teen drama similar to The OC. Being on The CW is reason enough for me not to watch a show, but I went out of my way to see the premiere of this one because it takes place in Palm Springs, right near my hometown.

The most obvious thing that I fixated on was how similar and different the show was to reality in the desert. One choice quote hit the nail on the head:

Palm Springs isn't exactly the most happenin' place ... The thing about this town is ... it's all retired grays, gays, and streets named after dead people, which means we're in the minority. People come here to die, so it's the short end of the stick for us.

So true! There is a constant exodus of young people from the desert. As soon as kids graduate high school, they leave for San Diego, LA, or other coastal cities. And yes, it is a huge magnet for retirees and an older gay community. Being a twenty-something in the desert has got to be tough because there just aren't a ton of people your age.

Another interaction topped it off:

Johnny: Your mom has way too much time on her hands.
Cliff: Welcome to Palm Springs.

So they've got down the boring part of the desert pretty well. There was one other thing that they did pretty well, which was the golf course scene.

Johnny, the protagonist, chases a girl out onto the golf course, and they play in the sprinklers. This is actually something we used to do when we were in high school. We didn't really run in the sprinklers, though, because the water in them is recycled sewer water. I wonder if the actors were told about that...

The lighting in the shots was done really well. It looked like a real, full moon night of doing crazy stuff on a golf course. The one obvious difference is that there weren't beautiful girls running around the golf course when I was a kid. It was more like a pack of adolescent boys in a borrowed golf cart acting stupid.

One obvious thing that the show got wrong is the wardrobes. Johnny is seen wearing black pants with a matching hoodie in the dead of summer.

There's also a party scene at the clubhouse, where most male partygoers are seen in suits and sport coats. Maybe the creators should have read a climograph of Palm Springs before making costume decisions. The average summer temperature is over 110 degrees. Nobody wears hoodies in July! I've had to wear a suit a couple times in the summer and it's about the most uncomfortable thing ever. That's why the old, rich people all wear brand name polos.

Enough with the aesthetics, though. Let's look at some substantive stuff.

It's painfully obvious that the show is trying hard be the next OC. The character archetypes are poorly reused. Johnny is the quirky outsider that Ryan and Seth embodied. Gretta is the untouchable girl that Marissa and Summer were. Even the scene cuts and transition music are the same. The opulent party scenes were an OC favorite. More glaring is that the actors for Johnny and Cliff actually had minor roles in The OC. Johnny's parallel character in The OC (Oliver) was also recovering substance abuser.

Despite the similarities, stealing parts from The OC formula isn't going to do much for Hidden Palms. The show goes desperately wrong by centering attention on one protagonist. One of the things that made The OC interesting for a large demographic was that the plot lines extended beyond Ryan and even beyond the four core characters. The peripheral characters were developed well enough to give them their own compelling stories. Hidden Palms mostly follows around Johnny. We never learn much about the other characters, which made my interest wane fast. It's clear that what little we do learn about other characters is only because it will have a future impact on Johnny.

Besides being boring, I can only think loathing thoughts about Oliver from The OC because the acting in Johnny is so similar. If you didn't like Oliver in The OC (and who did?), you're not going to like Hidden Palms.

Despite all its downsides, there was one really amusing turn of events. At Johnny's AA meeting we are introduced to Jesse Jo:

Ok, seems like a quirky old lady. Nothing special there. But then --

She's a cross dresser. It's a pretty inventive character that could lead to some interesting plot lines. But, we might not get to see enough of Jesse Jo to have those plots play out. One quirky character among a sea of bland ones isn't enough to carry a show.

Was it ironic that Johnny said he liked to watch the ship sink in Titanic? Probably. The premier garnered only 1.86 million viewers, and the critical reception has been less than favorable. So, don't expect to see too much more of Hidden Palms.

June 1, 2007

My Photo Gallery

In Personal

Over the past few years, online photo sharing has become wildly popular. I didn't get on the photo sharing bandwagon until now. I finally installed Gallery to create My Photo Gallery. I've already got over 1,000 pictures sorted and tagged. In my gallery you can find all kinds of photos, including:

For anybody interested, I chose Gallery over other services because it's open source, robust, and is run by me -- not some company like flickr.

I would definitely recommend Gallery to others. The only drawback is that you need your own website to run Gallery. If you are really interested in Gallery, I would highly recommend getting a web hosting package from Dreamhost for two reasons. First, Gallery is super easy to install on their servers. Their web-based program guides you through everything. Second, their hosting packages have TONS of storage for all your pictures. I have over 200 gigabytes.

Also, here are the reasons I didn't go with the other options out there:

  • iPhoto: Yeah, iPhoto works well on my computer, but the only web-integration that they have is to produce cookie-cutter web pages that display my pictures. However -- you can integrate both iPhoto and Gallery with this program.
  • Facebook: I've gotta give it up to facebook. They do have some awesome photo integration with tagging, etc. However, they reduce the quality of photos significantly. On top of that, their albums aren't portable at all. So if you wanted to take your pictures somewhere else, you would be out of luck and have to re-upload them all to a new website. The one upside is that facebook has strict privacy settings for photos, which a lot of people like. I don't care too much about that, though.
  • Shutterfly, flickr, etc: My problem with these websites is that they make money off of my pictures. Plus, if one of these sites goes under, so do all the albums that took so long to create. I'd rather avoid that risk and keep them all on my website. I'm not too sure about how easy it is to export photos at these sites. I imagine export capabilities vary greatly, and I don't have the time or interest to investigate. But, I can see why someone without a website would like one of these sites.

The bottom line: Gallery is your best bet if you have a website.